[s-cars] stereos, fast cars, inadequacy, and Fat Bastard's titties(Warning: adult content)

[Charlie Smith]

Earlier, Pollock, Thomas wrote:
>
> OK, I can't take it anymore.....

Neither can I  ...

>
> I LIKE my BOSE !!!!
> I actually LIKE the way it sounds...

Me too.


> And, I like the way the CD changer is integrated into the head unit.
> And, I like the way the station display works. And, I like the way
> it's integrated into the phone. YES, I like and use the old analog
> phone thats in the arm rest too!!!

I like that part too.

Even though the phone's not activated, I can use the voice response
to call 911 when needed.

But, I have this pair of KEF 104AB's that I keep thinking of fastening
with the seat belts in the back seat  ...  if I'd put the 200W / channel
amplifier back in the trunk it just might work!  Then I could probably
take a survey to see if other people thought it sounded better ...  I'd
just ask anyone within about 250' of the car what they thought.  Maybe
I could print up a stack of listener survey sheets and rig up an outside
dispenser under the back bumper so they were automatically distributed
to bystanders as I drove past when the sound system was turned on?  I
probably ought to have them mail the completed survey forms back to a
P.O. Box, maybe in a different city and state?  Hey!  I could even have
the rate of dispensing keyed to the volume level of the sound system!
I think we're getting close here!  If the dispenser rate was keyed to
the volume level, it would pause while I was on a 911 call reporting
the cheering crowds following me!

>
> <ducking for cover>

Too late.  Just crank on a bit more volume ...

    - Charlie