[s-cars] NAC, but hey, it's an F355!

[Paul Krasusky]

OK, sorry for posting the NAC and WOB, BUT...

The wholesaler I bought my S from just so happens to have his very own '95
F355 Spyder.  7k.  Silver / black top / red gut (!!).  'Real' gears (no F1
paddles here!).  I've only sat in it to date.

Now, after much discussion of the car's merits (read:  kneeling, begging,
pleading, you name it, etc.), Brian has generously agreed to let Paulie here
take her out for a burn, this coming Wednesday.

When told of my 'opportunity', the first feedback a friend (Mark Besso) gave
me was:

<<<snip>>>

We're going to need a full EYE-talian style report of the
vagaries of F355 flogging.  I want excruciating detail in your descriptions
too.

Points to keep in mind:

-Do Pirelli's howl in Italian when flogged on a Ferrari?
-Is the exhaust note in the key of "F" for flog-me-to-death?
-Does an Italian steering wheel feel different when actually mounted in an
Italian car?
-Does an Italian car truly deserve more than 54hp? (I really miss my FIAT
850 Spider)

Most important will be the answer to the following question:

Il mio penis è troppo duro da abusare questo Ferrari!

I anxiously await your report.

<<<end snip>>>

Sorry again for the WOB, etc., but I know there are a few inquiring minds
out here who want to know.  I'll be sure to post again Thurs.  That is,
assuming you haven't seen me on the evening news, being pursued in the F355s
ala O.J.-style.  "You won't take me alive!!!!!".

Wish me luck...

(FWIW to you NE S Fest'ers, the car will be in attendance 8/24 for your
viewing, rubbing, fondling, smelling pleasure...)

-Paulie Carjunkie