[s-cars] Shift Knob

[Dave Burig]

For the ultimate in shift knobs, why not try the new Neutron Star shift
knob.  This baby is so dense, (being made from the collapsed body of a star
at the center of a black hole), that it won't matter what color your car's
interior is, because even light itself is sucked into its gravitational
field and transported to another dimension!  Imagine the look on that
unsuspecting M5 driver next to you at the stoplight as his car is instantly
sucked away through your shift knob to an as-yet unheard of time-space
continuum.
Depleted uranium  HA!
Dave "My car is already heavy enough, thankyouverymuch" Burig

-----Original Message-----
From: s-car-list-admin at audifans.com
[mailto:s-car-list-admin at audifans.com]On Behalf Of Kirby Smith
Sent: Sunday, July 28, 2002 2:44 PM
To: Frank Amoroso
Cc: TM; 'Robert Pacifico'; s-car-list at audifans.com
Subject: Re: [s-cars] Shift Knob


I suggest depleted uranium or tungsten if you want heavy. Or copper.
Or, for the Don's among us, Gold!  Titanium is well known for its light
weight for a given strength.  I think only berylium is stiffer and
lighter among the metals.

kirby

Frank Amoroso wrote:
>
> Is UUC still billing their Titanium Rob Knob as being the best thing
> since sliced bread because it improves shift feel based on Titanium
> being really heavy? WTF? Am I missing something here?
>
> Read that on their site once, and I really had to chuckle and wonder
> what in the F are they talking about.
>
> "Don't believe the hype!"
> --Flavor Flav
>
> Frank at s-cars.org
>
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