[s-cars] A/C and H/P

[Paul Krasusky]

A/C and H/P?

ABC... easy as 123...  OK couldn't help that.

Well, in my 'spare time' (none) maybe I'll run an AC-22 test with A/C on
then off and compare the net hp results (hey it IS called an "AC"-22
right?).  Or, we'll just do this @ my Aug. shindig.  Or, someone else out
here mit G-Tech Pro or something should go for it, no?

Hell, I don't even frickin use the friggin A/C unless the Boss is in the
flippin car...  I'm an O-Natural kinda guy (yes, I drive around nekked too).
Don't dare fuss up her quaff, now do I?  Oh, but wait, but SHE wants an SL
or SLK, to replace the ML she doesn't even open the roof SHADE on.  Yeah
honey, THAT makes a hellalottasense!  Don't get me started on people who buy
cab's and cruise around 99.99999% top UP!...

Furthermore, there's a correlation here.  My triple Doctorate degree in
Quantum Physics dictates the following equation:

Wife in car = A/C on (butofcourse)
Wife in car ALSO = Drive like a human being (not worth incessant nagging
from HELL)

THEREFORE

Drive we deduce Drive like human being = don't notice 5 hp or whatever
parasitic loss

ALSO

One could FURTHER extrapolate from that result the following postulate:

Drive like human being = Fall asleep at wheel, all cozy with A/C on and
whatnot

Thesis summary?  Don't drive mit wife in car.

-Paul "full of a LOT of HOT AIR" K.