[s-cars] Seat Covers

[Robin St.Clair]

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Guys
Contrary to rumours, quality Sheepskin seat covers are found in New Zealand=
. Those of you who have been fortunate to have flown Air New Zealand First =
Class can attest to this fact.
However, there is a problem, these selfsame seat covers are found on the se=
ats in the New Zealand House Of Representatives, pampering the porkbarreler=
s' well upholstered buttocks. The historians amongst you will remember that=
 NZ successufully gave the nuclear finger to Uncle Sam for a number of year=
s=2E Now Uncle Sam, like the Republican Elephant, never forgets and therin =
lies the rub. Shortly after you have received your New Zealand Sheepskin Se=
at Covers, the man from the Department of Homeland Security will come sniff=
ing around to investigate an Act of Unamerican Activity, dealing with subve=
rsives from 'down-under'. And don't think Ikea will get you off the hook ei=
ther, its pretty damn furrin and from a country full of pinko liberals.
For those of you who can stand the opprobrium of of being labelled a danger=
ous subversive, I suggest you contact the Audi Distributor in Auckland NZ, =
he will have the correct sizes for your seats, and the fleece will be from =
a breed which is most suited to the purpose.
HTH
R+C



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