[s-cars] Rolled a //M Coupe Thursday!!!

Sat Nov 30 20:24:27 EST 2002

paul, if you thought i was being condescending toward you, you're
absolutely right.

what would you say to a guy who brags to the list about how his
buddy rolled his car doing 90 mph in a 25 mph zone, boasts that he
saved himself from injury by bracing himself against the interior,
and claims he doesn't need to learn to drive on a track and that
"tracks are for pussies"?

then you proceeded to tell various listers to "lick your ass", "lay off
the geritol", etc.  you've also provoked a normally mild-mannered lister
to express his hope that you wind up in the slammer for 20 years, and
other listers are adding your name to their killfiles.  your lack of
maturity is glaringly obvious.

i'm afraid this is not the right forum for you, paul.  i'm glad you
survived that crash, although i think it's too bad you didn't get a
trip to the ER and receive your very own DRE at the hands/fingers of
a smiling 1st year resident.  if you don't get a clue, you may kill
somebody, and your DRE will be given by an unsmiling attending who
decides to take over from the resident because he wants to use 3 fingers
and no KY.  i refer you to bob's post about keeping the two circles
in mind.

dan, i vote to eject paul from the island.

-teddy

--- Robert Myers <robert at s-cars.org> wrote:
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> I'd like to tell a little story.  It's not a true story but that's OK.
>
> There were these two fellows who got busted for dope possession.  The judge
> told them, "It's been a long week.  If you two can come back Monday and
> explain to me how you managed to convince others to give up drugs I may be
> lenient with you."
>
> Monday came and the two were back before the judge.  He asked the first
> one, "Did you convince anyone to stay off drugs?"  "Yessir."  "How
> many?"  "Eighteen."  "Not bad!  What did you say to them?"  "Well, I drew
> two circles on a piece of paper like this ( O and o ) and I told them that
> the first large circle represented their brain before using dope and the
> small circle represented their brain after using dope."  "That was pretty
> good."
>
> Turning to the second fellow the Judge asks, "How about you, young
> man?  Did you convince anybody?"  "Yessir."  "How many?"  "One hundred
> twenty seven."  "Wow!  That's pretty good.  What did you say to
> them?"  "Well, I drew two circles on a piece of paper like this ( o  and O
> ) and I told them that the first small circle represented their asshole
> before going to prison and..."
>
> The prison warning is a valid one, Paul.  90 in a 25 zone is enough for a
> short visit.  Vehicular homicide is enough for a number of years.  I
> suggest you keep the two circles in mind, young man.
>
> At 02:01 AM 12/1/2002 +0000, Paul Friedenberg wrote:
>
> >I know all of this Dr Teddy,
> >
> >I love how you think you are an expert in all fields, last week you were a
> >professional race mechanic, now you are a physician. As far as I can tell
> >all you are is a know it all prick. Yes, a prick. How 'bout this, I post
> >messages to the list, and you don't reply. You offer nothing but asshole
> >remarks, the fact that you think that we all need to be enlightened with
> >your great knowledge, for example stainless steel lines are stronger than
> >rubber. Not exactly nobel prize winning knowledge. Also, rolling a car is
> >generally not a healthy thing to do. You are truly a waste of internet
> >traffic and we'd all be better off without it.
> >
> >Oh, by the way, do you want to buy a monkey (and it does have papers,
> >although I have to change them daily)?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >>From: Theodore Chen <tedebearp at yahoo.com>
> >>To: Paul Friedenberg <paulunm at msn.com>,
> >>t44tq at mindspring.com,s-car-list at audifans.com
> >>Subject: RE: [s-cars] Rolled a //M Coupe Thursday!!!
> >>Date: Sat, 30 Nov 2002 16:53:16 -0800 (PST)
> >>
> >>
> >>--- Paul Friedenberg <paulunm at msn.com> wrote:
> >> > All I can say is I braced myself, and I'm fine. I think and know I'm
> >>VERY
> >> > strong. Kind of like my Oil cooler.
> >>
> >>paul,
> >>
> >>my brother is an orthopedic surgeon who has worked on the trauma service
> >>many times. one of the things he tells me is that in drunk driving
> >>accidents, the drunks always seem to come out in better shape than sober
> >>drivers because they're relaxed when the impact occurs. they're so drunk
> >>they don't realize what's happening, and they don't stiffen up. bracing
> >>yourself has a tendency to result in broken bones and torn ligaments
> >>in hard impacts.
> >>
> >>-teddy
> >>
> >>
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