[s-cars] Dead deer Jokes (NAC)

[Robert Pastore]

OK, time for dead deer jokes. These dear gotta be blind not to see the
oncoming traffic, so.........

What do you call a dear with no eyes? ............."No Idea".
What do you call a dear that's dead in the road, mangled by Bob Myers
s-car?........."Still no idea"






-----Original Message-----
From: Ingo Rautenberg [mailto:irautenberg at comcast.net]
Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 1:01 AM
To: Robert Myers; s-car list
Subject: Re: [s-cars] Dead deer


Bob,

Welcome to MDDC -- Minimal Damage Deer Club ;-)

I, too was following an 18-wheeler one evening when he (or someone in front
of him) hit a deer and I drove over the remnants in my V8q.  Better
headlights wouldn't have made a bit of difference in my case.  Heard and
felt a big smack under the car along with the requisite feeling of temporary
driving on a dirt road, but all I found at the next gas station when I
inspected for damage was the smell of fresh venison and tufts of hair on the
crossmember under the transmission.  No damage done.

Not sure what wire you're speaking of (was looking at the 200q20v), but I'm
sure someone will chime in.

-Ingo
'91 200q20v...Slightly modified
'83 Urquattro
('90 v8q RIP)
http://hometown.aol.com/quattringo/index.html

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