[s-cars] OT: LAWYERS' SEASONAL GREETING (c) Copyright 2003 Nobody InParticular

[George Grubr]

so true ..... 

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[mailto:s-car-list-bounces at audifans.com] On Behalf Of Mark Strangways
Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 23:35
To: S-CAR at audifans.com
Subject: [s-cars] OT: LAWYERS' SEASONAL GREETING (c) Copyright 2003 Nobody
InParticular
Importance: High

Shakespeare had it right:

Importance: High
Sensitivity: Confidential

>From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee. 
  
By accepting this greeting, you are bound by these terms: that- 
      * This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;
      * This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall be made to the original greeting and that 
      the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged;
      * This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
any of the wishes;
      * This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor;
      * This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first; 
      * The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor;

      * Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
"Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of
this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party
names and images are hereby acknowledged. 

Addendum:
Merry Christmas.





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