[s-cars] FW: Hot topics on car forums............(semi long-NAC, and x posted)

[Beer, Jerald S.]

> 	Mercedes forum 
> 	-My wife is divorceing me and trying to take the house. How do a
> kill her and keep my Doctors license? 
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> 	Bentley Forums 
> 	- I used the ash tray today How do I replace it? 
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> 	Camaro/Firebird Forums 
> 	- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em?
> I have a record and I ain't going back. 
> 	
> 	Mustang forums 
> 	-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me. 
> 	
> 	Monte Carlo forums 
> 	-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo. 
> 	
> 	Civic forums (quite a few here) 
> 	-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me 
> 	-Just added some more decals (5hp gain) 
> 	-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics) 
> 	-A want some Altezza'a 
> 	-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing. 
> 	
> 	VW Bug forum 
> 	- Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) 
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> 	Yugo Forum (couple here) 
> 	- How to turn your Yugo into a childrens gym (DIY+pics) 
> 	- Where the best place to start a fire in this thing? 
> 	
> 	Lamborghini forum 
> 	-Wind noise around 210MPH 
> 	
> 	SUV forum 
> 	- Are the Gas prices going down any time soon? 
> 	
> 	Lexus forums 
> 	- Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened
> to them? 
> 	
> 	Pontiac Fiero forum 
> 	- Just bought a new flame retarded suit (pics) 
> 	
> 	Legend forum 
> 	- eye candy (pics) 
> 	
> 	BMW 745 -750 forum 
> 	- How do a get a coffee stain out of my carpet? 
> 	
> 	Caddilac forum 
> 	- How do a get Yak out of my fur seats? 
> 	
> 	Buick Forum 
> 	- Is Medicare and Medicaid right for me? 
> 	
> 	Delorean forum 
> 	- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please
> help. I'm from 1985 
> 	
> 	Crown Victoria forum 
> 	- How come people don't never pass me on the highway? 
> 	
> 	Honda Accord forum 
> 	- Mom is giving me the car. Do anyone have any altezza'a for
> sale? 
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> 	Toyota Echo forum 
> 	- Does our cars use AAA or AA batteries? 
> 	
> 	Ferrari forums 
> 	- Just bought a boat. Need suggestions about a quick round
> business trip to Columbia + should a bring the biatch along for the
> ride? 
> 	
> 	Saturn forums 
> 	- (In for sale/wanted) Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted
> and need to replace. 
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> 	Bugati 
> 	- Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to remove
> blood stains out of carpet? 
> 	McLarean F1 forum 
> 	-Some punk kid in a Stealth Fighter tried to race me. 
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> 	Hummer forum 
> 	-Had a fender bender today 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touchup
> paint available through the dealer? 
> 	
> 	Fiat forum 
> 	(first ever post) 
> 	-Hello? Am I the only member? 
> 	(Last ever post) 
> 	-Hello? Am I still the only member? 
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> 	Mitsubishi forum 
> 	-How to remove training wheels (DIY) 
> 	
> 	Nissan (Silvias) forums 
> 	- Just finished my USDM 240 conversion! (Pics) 
> 	
> 	Subaru WRX forum 
> 	- Got pulled over for drifting in New York City. I hate cops 
> 	
> 	Supra forum 
> 	(For sale/wanted)- 2 turbos isn't enough. I need Nawwws 
> 	
> 	Chevy Trucks forum 
> 	- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I
> aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those
> darn cows rounded up.
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