[s-cars] Stealer Fun

[Bill Mahoney]

FWIW
Just for fun I says to self;
Dumb Bill:  “Self, you’ve spent a lot of time under that pig Audi lately
and perhaps you’ve earned the privilege of outsourcing the simple yet
messy task of getting your coolant flushed and new thermostat at the
dealer.  I mean how much could it cost anyway?  $85 - $100 maybe?  I can
sip latte’s at the trendy Audi Café whilst the monkey lads cover
themselves in Audi coolant”
Smart Bill:  “You know they’re going to r*pe you and it’s going to be
way more than that.  And; they’re sure to give this job to the lowest
monkey who will no doubt screw it up beyond recognition, somehow,
someway.”
Dumb Bill:  “No, no, I’ll specifically ask them what procedure they will
follow to my satisfaction.  I will watch closely from the window whilst
sipping my latte’:)"
Smart Bill:  "Dumb Bill you are such an idot!"

Schaumburg Audi left message this AM quoting ...yep $355.00.  Not $349
or $360, but $355.  So; looks like I'll be flushing myself once again,
yep!
Bill m