[s-cars] why hate Frederic... when you can hate ME? Road report, NAC, of course...

[mlp qwest]

Paul - I've contacted a local Cuban woman down the street about sending you
something nice, say as 4th of July tribute, in celebration of your good
fortune.  She tells me she needs a small lock of hair or perhaps a
fingernail clipping or something else personal of yours to brew it up.
Would you be so kind as to FedEx a small sample before your next scheduled
departure?

She tells me the slight itching discomfort in your scrotum once she has the
samples should go away pretty quickly as soon as your male member falls off
and then you won't have any of those ".... Holy f'n SCHNIKIES! .... satchel
creep" problems on your next drive  :-)

Mike "Hey what's the use of having a little Santeria in the neighborhood if
you aren't going to enjoy it,... Say honey where is Snookum's, the cat?"
Pederson

~-----Original Message-----
~From: Krasusky Paul
~
~Afternoon, Gents-
~
~.......  Soooooooo, what is piloting an, oh, '03
~Porsche GT2 like?  NOT around the block, but at, er, uh, 155mph?

~.... ..  acceleration akin to that of FIRST GEAR in my f'n car!
~Holy f'n SCHNIKIES!  Your satchel begins to creep on up inside for
protection, ......
~