[s-cars] Pizzo's going home? Screw that, I'm staying here to piss you Audiots off.

[Joseph Pizzimenti]

Guys,
As some of you may know, I picked up an Evo on Monday
and holy crap, it's damn near perfect!
I'm not going to go into a review on the bitch, lest
some Audisnob declare it NAC (You know who you are)
and threaten to kick me off list again.
What I can say is this is the perfect car for me right
now and I did sell my S4 last week, but what I will
not do is go quietly into that good night without a
fight.

Yeah, my S4's gone.  (We will heartily miss Olga, the
big Kraut-eating bitch that she was)
Yeah, I have a piece of japanese crap that's more fun
than a team of Swedish hookers on speed, but I'm not
leaving just yet, if for any other reason than some of
you on here would like me to.

Those who know me know that I'm a halfway decent car
guy, all Juan Pablo Montoya references aside, and I
can't leave you guys just yet.  Too many beers shared,
too many laughs at my expense and hell, I'll even go
so far as to say that some of you party harder than I
do.  (Even though Burig's from the Midwest*, he does
party like a rock star)

In summation, I'm here and I ain't goin nowhere,
400whp dyno chart or not.

Pizzo

*Midwest: Any location in the continental US that is
west of Jersey and not either Las Vegas or California.

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