[s-cars] F1 Aaaargh!

[Dave Burig]

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I was at the gym Sunday late morning when another regular sez to me, “Hey
Dave, you watchin’ that race today?”
“Yep,” sez I. “Gotta shower up, grab a bite, and get home in time for the
start of the race.  Talked my wife into taking my son to his 1:30 soccer
game so I can watch the whole thing uninterrupted.”
“But the race doesn’t start ‘till 4:00”, sez he.
“No no,” sez I, “The Formula One race
not NASCAR”
“Oh,” sez he, “The one in Indianapolis?
I wish I’d known you were into
that
I have 4 tickets to it in my car, with passes to ALL of the team
hospitality tents.”
“Why didn’t you go?”  sez me.
“Dunno, just not into it” sez he
”Went one year and met that Schumaker guy.
He’s a little sh!t”
“Chris,” sez I, “to you (330 lb retired offensive lineman for the
Indianapolis Colts) everyone’s a little sh!t.  How did you get these
tickets?”
“My company (Exel Logistics) delivers all of the fuel for all of the reams
to all of the races all over the world.”

Somehow, watching the race on TV just wasn’t that satisfying this year.
Then Schumaker won
Double Turds!

DB
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