[s-cars] RE: chipping

[mlp]

Paul attempted rational thoughts ~>

>
>Heh, ....

Good start!  Now put the coffee cup down before you do serious harm to your
keyboard or monitor.
 
>Methinks a field would be a tough place for say Tom Mullane to
>jack up his car after popping off a boost hose or for Marc 
>Swanson and Co. to solder up his CPS or for Jack Gagnon to 
>swap out coil pack covers or for Manny Sanchez to install new 
>MAF hose(s) or or or or or. 

After checking with Pizzo, who attended the S-fest as an under cover
investigator for a Rice & Pineapple monopoly headed by a certain mountain
Hawaiian, and typed up a top secret report on tissue paper (just in case he
was found out, and might have to "Destroy the incriminating evidence" while
ensconced in a mobile office at the S-fest site), I'm informed that NONE of
the above purported obstacles would represent any kind of a problem to
properly lubricated S-Festeers.

A careful reading of the local Colorado Everboost Festival Shop manual lists
the following trouble shooting guide & solutions:

    Problem                   Solution
1.  Jack up Car         	Beer
2.  solder up CPS		      more beer
3.  swapping coil packs	 	another beer
4.  tight Si hose			more beer
5.  the "or" = indecision     a beer  etc., etc.

	
In fact, it appears to the Everboost contingent from the above faulty
rational thinking, that if there is ONE problem with the east coast's S-fest
plans, it is Paul may not have listed enough problems to be solved.  Not to
worry!  There is a solution

6.  not enough car probs     another beer, 

Pretty soon you will find that repair problems #7, 8 and on will start to
come to you naturally, ... guaranteed

>
>-Paul what have I gotten myself into now K.

Paul, Homeland security recommends you should stay out of the Port-a-Potty,
whatever else you might do at the next S-fest.

HTH

mike