[s-cars] A young man, an old man and a car

[chris chambers]

A young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2004, Cosmo
Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most expensive car in the world,
and it runs him $500,000. 

He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next
to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and
asks, 

"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" 

The young Man replies, "A 1997 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It cost $500,000.


"That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so
much?" 

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool
young Man proudly. 

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" 

"Sure," replies the young Man. 

So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. 

Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "! That's a pretty nice
car, all right!" 

Just then, the light changes, so the young man decides to show the old
man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 320 MPH. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it
could be and suddenly, whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much
faster! 

"What on earth could be going faster than my 7?" The young Man asks
himself. 

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It
goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked
like the old man on the moped! 

"Couldn't be," thinks the young Man." 
"How could a moped outrun an RX-7?" 

Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! 
Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing
the rear end. The young Man jumps out, and darn, it is the old man!!!
Of course the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. 

He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad ! Is there
anything I can do for you?" 

The old man groans and replies "Yes. 
Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"

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