[s-cars] Trackday Rules. Humorous but oh so true !!!

[Trevor]

Rule #1: DON'T PANIC.

Rule #2: When in doubt, floor it. It may not solve the problem, but it will
definitely end the suspense.

Rule #3: Don't drive fast. Drive smooth. Like butter on a bald monkey. Fast
will come all by itself.

Rule #4: Move your feet slowly, and your hands quickly (but smoothly).
Squeeeeeeeeze the throttle.

Rule #5: Listen to your instructor. Do what he says. Never argue, or try to
tell him why you can't do it the way he wants.

Rule #6: There is no Rule 6.

Rule #7: Stay on the line. Always.

Rule #8: Never look at the car in front of you. Look around it, over it,
under it, or through it, but not at it. If you look at it, and he screws up,
you will too.

Rule #9: Do not drive off the track. Stay on the pavement.

Rule #10: If your choices are a) spin, or b) drive straight off the track,
drive off the track.