[s-cars] Fw: [Bulk] FW: Teacher arrested

[Lino M. Valadas]

No Audi content ;-) But well worth the bandwidth.  Good one Tom.

Cheers

Lino


----- Original Message -----
From: "Tom Black" <tblack5 at cogeco.ca>
To: <s-car-list at audifans.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 08, 2004 3:51 PM
Subject: [s-cars] Fw: [Bulk] FW: Teacher arrested


Mid-Week humour.

Sent: Wednesday, September 08, 2004 9:21 AM
Subject: Fw: [Bulk] FW: Teacher arrested











     Teacher arrested


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      At Phoenix Sky Harbor airport today, an individual later discovered to
be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft
said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He
is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions
by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As
the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every
triangle'."

      When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us
more fingers and toes."



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