[s-cars] Friday funny, Bush Documents on Ebay

[chris chambers]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4103&item=3930961741&rd=1

Read end enjoy, here is a copy of the description of this ebay listing!

These important memos were, until very recently, VERY DESIRABLE items.

A major news source was set to purchase these but decided at the last
minute to back out of the deal. This really left me in a bind, as I
have literally spent HOURS in Microsoft Word generating these
documents, scanning in signatures, and running them through copy
machines to get that "aged but authentic" look. Well, my loss is your
gain. .

These TRUE documents may not be what they appear, but I have a TAPED
INTERVIEW WITH A MAJOR NETWORK BROADCASTER who affirms that even though
they are not "genuine" they are nevertheless "accurate."

Even though these documents may never bring down a president as they
were intended, they will make great mementos of the age before blogs
when people thought they could trust the newsies.

Use "BUY IT NOW" and I will throw in some type font manuals on
Smith-Corona and IBM typewriters from 1971. They were from another
unrelated project I have been working on that I also have no use for
anymore. As a bonus, I can throw in some "expert testimony" from some
local typewriter repairmen to authenticate the documents.

If you just want the documents I can arrange to fax them to you from a
local Kinko printing center, or can mail them to you in a plain,
unmarked envelope.

NOTE: Pic below is not the document you will receive, but a previously
generated document ALREADY IN USE IN A MAJOR NEWS STORY!! BE A PART OF
HISTORY TODAY!!!! . 


	
	
		
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