[s-cars] Fw: Not ME

[Tom Black]

Friday smile!

Subject: Not ME!



> 
> Some Practical Social Security Hints
> 
> When I went to the Social Security office to
> apply for Social  Security, the woman behind the
> counter asked me for my
> driver's  license to verify my age.
> 
> I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
> wallet  at home.  I told the woman that I was very
> sorry but I seemed to  have left my wallet at home!
> "I'll  have to go home and come back  later."
> 
> The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened
> my shirt,  revealing my curly silver hair.
> 
> She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof
> enough  for me" and she processed my Social Security
> application.
> 
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
> experience at the Social Security office.
> 
> She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You
> might  have gotten disability  too."
> 
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