[s-cars] RE: Super Bowl cleaning...

[Krasusky Paul (WQQ2PXK)]

Gabriel attempted:

<<<Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 18:06:54 -0800
From: "Gabriel Caldwell" <gabriel at ts.bc.ca>
Subject: [s-cars] Super Bowl cleaning...

Due to a Super Bowl party I was forced to clean out the living room.
What do you think?  Do I rival Bob Rossato's basement yet?

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Gabriel-

While I commend you in your attempts up there, realize that all mere
mortals who dare challenge achievement of a true 'State of
Rossatoesqueness' will hopelessly and feebily fail.  

Now no one has ever witnessed said esqueness (or at least lived to tell)
to confirm it's existence, but I can only say that Bob has yet to cease
to drop jaws to the floor in the 3 years I've now known him (scary).  He
constantly pulls things out of the nether regions of his backside and
drops the little diddy's into conversations oh so subtly.  

What I've gleaned thus far the collection consists of (at the very
least):

-all RS2 bits - new
-Kluge rebuilt CMG ("oh, I need to decide on a clutch / flywheel so I
don't rattle like Paul before I can install it")
-big blacks and 993 rotors ("oh, I need to design me some cheapo hats
before I can mount them")
-one full set (five) of EACH and EVERY wheel option ever offered for a
UrS car (including 15" alloys and likely steels)
-full Stromung system
-full set of wheels for my ur4kq and likely for every other f'n car ever
made
-new factory front fenders for a '73 Dodge Dart (never know when they'll
come in handy)

Mind you, again, these have all been sitting for at LEAST 3 years now.
To Bob's defense, we did install the 6spd 'on the fly' en-route to Indy
last summer...  and we didn't even have to pull over.  Knob, that is.
I'm amazed he bothered putting his Xe's in, must have not needed the
bookends on the coffee table anymore.

We're even beginning to speculate that it's like his neighbors UrS and
all he has is the Corrado and Scirocco.  Oh, and it should be noted
Bob's Audi parts 2nd only Bob's treasure trove of Snap On tools.  Who
the F owns a 6' 600 lb. ft. Snap On torque wrench I ask???

Keep on trying tho Gabriel 8-).

-Paul loving to instigate Bob just because it's fun K.