[s-cars] FLT

[Gabriel Caldwell]

Here's a classic that is sure to make you curl a lip, shed a tear,
furrow a brow, or turn a smile upside down.

Five iced out German homeboys in an Audi Quattro on 19 inch chrome
Daytons arrived at an Italian border checkpoint.

Elio the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of my car, dawg," the homeboy retorts
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers yo: this car is designed to carry
five biatches."

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Elio "Quattro means four.
You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the
law."

The homeboy replies angrily, "You motherfool! Call your boss over here,
I
want to talk to someone with a brain!"

"Sorry," responds Elio, "Giuseppe is busy with a newlywed couple in a
Fiat Uno."

Gabriel Caldwell


-----Original Message-----
From: Serge Filanovsky [mailto:s6serge at verizon.net] 
Sent: June 3, 2005 2:10 PM
To: Doug Landaeta; iain.atkinson at tesco.net; 'Emre Washburn'; 'Mark
Strangways'
Cc: 'S-CAR at audifans.com'
Subject: Re: [s-cars] Question of the Day ..

on 6/3/05 4:22 PM, Doug Landaeta at keepitclean at spamarrest.com wrote:

> Question of the Day #2 - What ever happened to the Friday "Laugh
Theatre?"

It was probably banned.

Long live the Pizzoman!


Serge Filanovsky

95.5 S6 Avant



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