[s-cars] Fuel Pump Replacement Procedure

[Eric Phillips]

> From: Dave Forgie <forgied at direct.ca>
> Subject: Re: [s-cars] Fuel Pump Replacement Procedure
> To: Mark Strangways <Strangconst at rogers.com>
>
>  Don't let your car control
> YOU. Control IT. (or HER, the bitch goddess)

Oh, she controls me, alright.  And gives me the good stoplight lovin'
when the riceboyz try and lay down their fart-can smack.

I had one of those the other day - a place where there is stoplight
and two lanes either direct that turns to one lane either direction
and 60mph about 500 yards after the light.  Had a Civic with a wing
right beside me - I'm listening to the national news on the radio, and
Mr. Fart Can is revving his motor and booming his ICE.  He gets away
first from the line, leads by two car lengths before I'm in boost in
second gear.  I don't want to strain the drivetrain with fast shifts
and fast clutch releases, you know...

It feels really great when she reels in 2Fast2Furious and shows
ever-diminishing taillights.  She gives that to me, and I give her
money and time.  Oh, I'm her biotch.  Oh yes.

And I love every second of it.  And so do you - tell the truth!

Eric