[s-cars] Holiday madness (nac)

[Lee Levitt]

Mike,

You're in dangerous territory here. Here's a couple of pointers from 
the Big List of Men's Rules to Live By (TM).

Rule #1: Never reason with a woman.

Rule #32: If it's not for her, it's probably wrong.

Rule #33: If it is for her, it's probably wrong (men are such 
idiots). Save the receipt.

Rule # 57: Anything brought into the house in packages smaller than a 
loaf of bread will be ignored. (See the Radar O'Reilly method of 
appropriating complete vehicles by post)

(This is how I've accumulated a collection of 9 bicycles. No, honey I 
had that bike before we met (22 years ago).)

Rule #98: Purchases that make noise or drip fluids (biological, 
chemical or otherwise) will receive always negative attention from the Missus.

Hope this helps,

Lee



At 09:11 AM 12/4/2007, M Pederson wrote:
>
>Bill, true Holiday Madness (tm) would have been saying, in reply to the
>charming Mademoiselle's question, something like, "But of course $5k must be
>reasonable after all, didn't I once spend something like that on an
>engagement ring?"
>
>:-)  Cheers
>
>Mike ~ "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
>-- Groucho Marx
>
>
>-----Message d'origine-----
>De?:  De la part de bill mahoney
>
>So whilst she's cooking dinner last night I sez to wife "So honey, just to
>give you a heads up, I'm gonna try to get a Bimmer motorcycle on tuesday.
>It's a special amex lottery where myself and 5000+ or so other nutz can try
>to buy a $17k motorcycle for $5k.... just so ya know."
>
>"hmmm  So you're going to spend $5,000 on something you don't know how to
>operate, have no place to store and don't need ?"
>
>Sure she may have a point or two but surely I could park this in a corner of
>the living room, no?
>
>Bill~(WWPD) what would Platt do~m
>
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