[s-cars] As The Audiworld Turnz

[Postupack, Jeff]

Like PK was sayin'. The Audiworld turns (ed) at Cannon Mtn.. Home of
Bodie (Crash) Miller  .Skiing was pretty swollen, especially when Mike
Platt lead us Off Piste.. on the late afternoon poaching of (ahem) least
traveled trails. Closed that is.

 Funniest thing is Hardscrabble, where VW and Minivan sized moguls
aren't groomed yet, ya' know.. Off Piste' (NOW I know what that means)
the report of young Paul Crane (Andrew's bud) wailing (too fast)  on
snowboard and experiences (outta Control) sudden loss of ground contact,
Somewhere around 12 feet in the AIR Abe Berman says,
"Watch this, It's gonna hurt," ka BAMM @*#!    "  Paul's Piste I tell
ya' hits the deck hard and  rang his bell so much I had to drive his 90S
home! (Not kiddin') Young fella  was not makin' sense.  "Where's my
goggles" ?  He kept sayin. 

Audi content......... 

"-Sunday: Toss 500E Jimmaaaay my not feel like driving keys and hammah
up to Cannon in NH for some skiing - it's Audi Appreciation day OSAS (Or
Something And Stuff) afterall. Mass Pigs apparently take offense to 85
up a hill on the Pike while running a europlate up front. Again OSAS, I
think. I interrupt the assault, verbally diffuse the bomb in a manner
one can only aspire to endeavor to achieve by being he who possesseth
muchtoomuch "dialogue" experience, and we're on our way 12 seconds later
with a g'day even. Pull into Cannon's reserved Audi parking and park der
Alumabitch (TM) along side ~ 50-odd Smallroads, Tallroads, Ballroads,
200tq, CQ, A4A4A4A4A4, and a Cyclamen '93 UrS4. Which is funny cause
we're there meeting Abe Berman who also has a said-Cyclamen '93 but
oddly enough didn't bring it today - talk about odd / rare scenario -
can't be many '93 Cyclamen's around let alone 2 within the area. ANYway
we tune the radios to 4/20 and finally meet up with Mikey Platt and
Family, as well as Sir Jeffrey Postupack, and son and GF. A day of
closed trail (insert JNR I guess) backwood bliss with 9 close Audiots
and the like. What's not to love I ask??? "
Back to me.. 
First time I sat in Paul's Silver / Black S8 was Sunday during Apres Ski
re-medication  like 800 mG Ibuprofen and re-hydration.   "" Oh Momma" is
what Bill M would say.
That Freakin' cockpit just screams out me saying SIT HERE!, START ME
NOW, DRIVE ME, He'll get OVER it..
I am , I am,  a believer now, in the Church of S8 IS What's Happenin NOW
Reincarnate, That fine ride..  Paul, Keith Bruce, Mark Pollan and many
others have been raving about.
Check it out. 
Posto