[s-cars] Used tranny

[pkrasusky at ups.com]

Baloney, Bologna, Balonie... nonono, you gots it ALLLLLLLL WRONG,
mixeduplike, see...

Me panties get in a knot / sand in me vagina when people SIT on frickin
cars - anyone's!!!  That drives me f'n ***bonkers***.  GoF once had
someone with jeans leave a rivet scratch in UrSbitches RF door - gee
thanks what are friends for.  //SFest 1 had Dave Freed (WTF ever
happened to him anyway???) sitting, in JEANS on the f'n RF fender of the
F355S(!!!!).

WTF?

Heh, I finally sold me Ur3.9999kq a coupla weeks ago.  Guy came up to
look at it the night my bud had JUST arrived in the GT3RS (day or so
after I got the 930, came over for some shenanigans).  So he looks at
the 4kq, then decides, gee, I think I'll sit on the RF fender of this
shiny 930 here next to the 4kq, where else would one sit anyway???

WTF?  I've had it like an hour!

I give him "a look" and an nicely mutter "uhhhhhh, don't sit on the
car".  

I hate people.

But clean cars / Paul - never been a mix, not to worry.  I mean, they
just get dirty again you know?  

Plus

I GOTS to "keep up with the UnJoneses" ya know.  In this case being Domo
Oregato I Never Wash My Cars Rossato.  Can't let him show me up in his
resplendent filth, now, can I???  NEVAH!!!!!!  That's a tough one
though, gots to give credit, he sure is good at it - a worthy adversary
indeededly.

Witness:  http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/86747/s8_dirty_rear.jpg  I
was quite proud of that one, yes.  You could run your hand across the
rear of the decklid and not even hope to pretend to disturb ANY of that
splendor.  Love it.  Best was when massive chunks starting breaking off
in plates, like tectonic plate shifting.  Awesome.

-Paul eyeing nearest mudbog K.


ps.  I don't wash Wifely's ML either - she does herself when she's not
cooking me dinner or fetching me a beer - yeah something like that.


-----Original Message-----
From: Bill Mahoney [mailto:wmahoney at disk.com] 
Sent: Tuesday, November 20, 2007 10:52 AM
To: s-car-list at audifans.com
Cc: Krasusky Paul (WQQ2PXK)
Subject: [s-cars] Used tranny

Paulie Blung~
"Being Captain Antibling here, you're asking the WRONG person.  To
Mullane's chagrin, I consider brake dust "bling".  Really.  Seriously."

ROTFLOL  hahaha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pardon)
THIS from the fine fellow with twisted knickers at sfest I and/or II for
anyone so much as breathing near his rare and precious urS.  Oh how the
world has turned.  
Let's guess what has transpirated here:
a.)  Rosatto don't do car washes any more.
b.)  Wife don't do car washes any more.
c.)  Six years later he's lost a step or two or three.
d.)  Thought the D2 alumibitch was self cleaning.
e.)  Three new ratz <6.
f.)  All or some or none of the above.

Bill~reformed blinger~M





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