[s-cars] //sfest is der bestfest TOP 100

[Postupack, Jeff]

>  Rational for attending SFest Oh8! 
 
 
 
85: Participate in the pre-show culinary delights by taste-testing Jim's
marinated sirloin tips Friday night.
 
84: Observe the mania and frantic eyeballs of the 'new Staff talent'
trying to duplicate the precise organization and color coded efficiency
of Paul and Jim on parking of The S car's. as PK laughs hysterically. 
 
83: Wonder what 'deals' you're missing in the FS parts area, because
you're Always on the wrong side of the field talking to somebody else.
 
82: Notice the odd display called 'The Serge Protector' and wonder what
on earth that would be used for..
 
81: Hear Bill Mahoney talking about Red Avants and transmissions and
wonder why he's driving a white BMW E36 M3.
 
80: Take a ride in the Red Baron and come back wide eyed and thrilled,
just like 'your first time'.  What's a Red Baron? ask Neil
 
79: Try to keep up with Chad Tobin, late in the hot day/evening  having
consumed 'staff' refreshments, while he rambles on and on about the
torturous route he experienced with his 3B dropping engine parts from
the oil pan 'hole'. all covered in oil and yuk.
 
78: 7AM Sunday morning.. WTF? just happened. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

90. Participate in the 2nd annual refrigerator relay (aka smuggle) 89.
Find out if your car is serge proof 88. See Keith Maddock's latest
personalized license plates...what will they be this year?

87. Enjoy the authentic Italian food

86. Win fabulous prizes! 

 

>  Rational for attending SFest Oh8!

> Reason

> number 100.) It's only a short drive away.

> 99.) World's largest collection of ur S cars.

> 98.) Watch Hot Audi Women slather themselves in insect

> repellent, suntan lotion and dust and then shower up.

> 97.) Opportunity to smell burning brakes and drink 

> Belgian beer.

> 96.) See fully functional water injection (or not.)

> 95.) Enjoy the last celebration of motoring before 

> BicycleFest.

> 94.) It's a day out of the house.

> 93.) It's about time for your first internet date with 

> 200 of "the most interesting men in the world."

> 92.) See stylish bandana's and fanny packs still being 

> worn and still unwashed from Sfest '01.

> 91.) Because you can.

> 

> SFest welcomes young and old, skinny and fat, girls and boyz, 

> newcomers and oldcomers etc and so on.

> 

> Bill M ake a plan Stan!

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