[s-cars] Friday Spring Dribble

[Wylie Bean]

Think of it this way, if you do, and you get pulled over, all you'll have to do is start apologizing profusely for the wrongdoings of your family before you and all will be forgiven.  Remember though, you won't have a teleprompter to guide you in your dribble, so study-up, use "Let's be clear" a lot, and don't ever look straight at the officer.... Keep looking right and left over and over.  Should be fine.  

Wylie Bean (via blackberry)
90 cq
91 90q20v
92 UrS4
08 Q7 3.6P

-----Original Message-----
From: chris chambers <fastscirocco_2000 at yahoo.com>

Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:53:23 
To: <s-car-list at audifans.com>; <wmahoney at disk.com>; <serge411 at verizon.net>; <pkrasusky at ups.com>
Subject: Re: [s-cars] Friday Spring Dribble



Hmm mine expires in October, wonder if I could get away
with something like that here in Michigan....do you think
they would catch it if I wore an Obama mask here? ;-)


--- On Fri, 4/24/09, pkrasusky at ups.com <pkrasusky at ups.com> wrote:

> From: pkrasusky at ups.com <pkrasusky at ups.com>
> Subject: Re: [s-cars] Friday Spring Dribble
> To: s-car-list at audifans.com, wmahoney at disk.com, serge411 at verizon.net
> Date: Friday, April 24, 2009, 10:49 AM
> Mahoney Baloney:
> 
> <<<Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:40:53 -0500
> From: bill mahoney <airbil at gmail.com>
> Subject: [s-cars] Friday Spring Dribble
> 
> Finally tomorrow is the day I don my blues bros. trench
> coat and sunglasses
> and head down to Soldier Field for some Q5
> mesopotamiamania.  I am still
> smarting from being booted from the Q7 event for irrational
> exuberance so
> we'll see if the "art of engineering" image
> recognition software can see
> through my clever disguise.
> 
> Bill~first '09 hot friday~M>>>
> 
> 
> 
> Best of luck 'working' the event In Congnito.  Your
> mission:  Invoke NavChic "HELPHELPHELP" at any/all
> costs.  Anything short just isn't Sergeworthy.
> 
> Funny note on image recognition software tho...
> 
> I went to AAA for my license renewal the other day (go
> figure I still have one?).  Armed with my Fletch (notso)
> funnyteeth, I popped them in and presented my best
> cross-eyed and crooked 'smile' (seemed only natural)
> as the attendant snapped the pic.  Upon her turning the
> monitor to me so I could see / approve the prospective shot
> posed next to my existing shot - I nearly wet mesself it was
> so damn funny looking.  PRICELESS.  Inside, I was beaming
> 'success!' in disbelief I'd actually pulled this
> off.
> 
> Then...  doom.  She says, quite seriously at that
> "ooops, going to have to shoot it again, this time no
> smile" as she pointed to a green/red bar across the
> bottom of the screen all lit up red saying the system was
> rejecting it as it was not a 'match' to my existing
> photo on file.  I tried 3-4 more times just flashing 'a
> little' ahem teeth, she started getting frustrated at my
> inability to follow the 'no smile' instruction... 
> all the while refraining from commenting on my pearly
> notsowhites as I bet she thought they were real and I am
> slow (I am).  She said I was holding up the line (of 2
> retirees behind me).  D'oh.
> 
> I finally had to capitulate and remove them and just stare
> blankly for my shot - hey this isn't a frickin yearbook
> photo it's a DL.  Who knew they had facial recognition
> software?
> 
> Then I signed "Me" for signature as I always do. 
> Well, that created 2 more gyrations of the process as they
> didn't catch that immediately and then refused to
> proceed until I "signed" commenting "what,
> are you trying to be funny or something?".
> 
> Trying?
> 
> The Man, Keeping Me DOWN I tell ya.
> 
> I'm bummed - can only picture handing said DL out the
> window to JohhnyL and awaiting his quizzical response. 
> *FOILED*
> 
> Report back on Q5 shenanigans.  We'll hoist one or 14
> or 20 in your honor @ tomorrow's GoF we will (your ears
> should start ringing about 7p.m. est yes).  My Baloney Has a
> First Name...
> 
> -Paul
> 
> 
> ps.  did you tell your ticketing officer that your flags
> made you feel "racy" at least and that the car
> only "looks fast"?
> 
> 
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