[s-cars] Trunk won't open. Glad to be back!

[Mike Platt]

Ah yes, my first post with an S-car problem. How I miss those days.
 
Anywho. Darned trunk is stuck shut in the 1993 S4. Keys won't unlock it, button in glove box won't release it, and banging profusely while pushing taillight lock button won't cut it either. Anyone have any vintage secrets to this? I can't fit through the darned ski sack hole to release trunk either.
TIA
Mike P.