[s-cars] funny audi usa

[bill mahoney]

If this list goes any slower, it may stop.
So, calling upon hysterical precedence, I offer the following dribble:
I bought a couple of ecs genuine Audi $12 reflective windshield Sunshields
last week.
Yes they do come with operating instructions.  (Lord help us all.)
Here's couple tidbits they offer ...in case you don't know how to use these:
"Never drive with sundshield installed, even partially, because sunshield
will reduce visibility."
(ya think?)
"Never use sunshield as a tanning aid."
(Got it!)
In other news, I installed new rear pads and rotors on the pig yesterday
along with bbs wheresweldo wheels.
The carrier pins were basically dried out and frozen because I short cut the
previous install some years ago.
But they're all good now and good for at least another year.
Here's a pic of the black and red I posted on Qworld:
http://forums.quattroworld.com/s4s6/msgs/107739.phtml
Bill~already dumbed down~M