[s-cars] Tools for pressing hubs and bearings

[Jerry Scott]

For those doing their wheel bearings, be sure to read this tool explanation.
Jerry

Tools Explained 
DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat
metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and
flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which
you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. 
WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the
workbench with the speed of light . Also removes fingerprints and
hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "Oh
shit!"
SKIL SAW : A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
PLIERS : Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of
blood-blisters.
BELT SANDER : An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor
touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW : One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal
your future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS : Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads.
If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense
welding heat to the palm of your hand. 
OXYACETYLENE TORCH : Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable
objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the
wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race. 
TABLE SAW : A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood
projectiles for testing wall integrity. 
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK : Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after
you have installed your new brake shoes , trapping the jack handle firmly
under the bumper. 
BAND SAW : A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut
good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash
can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge. 
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST : A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of
everything you forgot to disconnect. 
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER : Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or
for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your
shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips
screw heads. 
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER : A tool for opening paint cans . Sometimes used to
convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your
palms. 
PRY BAR : A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket
you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part. 
HOSE CUTTER : A tool used to make hoses too short. 
HAMMER : Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used
as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit. 
UTILITY KNIFE : Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard
cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents
such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector
magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for
slicing work clothes, but only while in use. 
SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL : (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab
and throw across the garage while yelling "Son of a BITCH! "at the top of
your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need. 
Hope you found this information useful.

-----Original Message-----
From: s-car-list-bounces at audifans.com
[mailto:s-car-list-bounces at audifans.com] On Behalf Of Fred Munro
Sent: Wednesday, July 13, 2011 8:18 PM
To: 'David Forgie'; 'Tom Green'
Cc: 's-car list'
Subject: Re: [s-cars] Tools for pressing hubs and bearings

Go for the Hub Shark, Dave. You know that a month without a new tool
purchase is like a month without sunshine - oh wait, you live in Van. You're
used to months without sunshine J

 

Good luck with the bearing!

 

Fred

 

From: David Forgie [mailto:forgied at shaw.ca]
Sent: July 13, 2011 1:41 PM
To: Tom Green
Cc: s-car list; Fred Munro
Subject: Re: [s-cars] Tools for pressing hubs and bearings

 

Thanks to Fred. Cody, Jerry, Paul, Tom and all others who responded.  Looks
like I will pass on the 12 ton press and seek out either a Hub-Shark type
solution or take the hubs somewhere to have the bearings removed and new
ones pressed in.

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