[urq] 2006 Urq!!!

[Mike Fitton]

God, it was so horrible...

At first I thought "Wow, all I have to do is dig up twenty grand and 
I'll be pretty much the coolest guy on the planet" and then I got the 
end and thought "Dammit...I don't have to dig up twenty grand but I do 
have to go kill Brandon in his sleep for making me cry so hard."

April 1st:  The day we're reminded of how inconceivably gullible we are 
the other 364 days of the year.

Okay, I'm gonna go cry some more now.

-Cheers!
Mike
83 urq   Getting tired of CIS and bad wiring, but loving her just the 
same...and probably replacing both of those this summer.

Justin wrote:

> EVERYBODY!!! IT'S A JOKE....!!! APRIL FOOLS :) :)
> Justin
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "STEPHEN REDFORD" <shr42 at msn.com>
> To: <brogers at terrix.com>
> Cc: <urq at audifans.com>
> Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2004 4:37 PM
> Subject: RE: [urq] 2006 Urq!!!
> 
> 
> 
>>---------- Sounds like a deal !  Where is MTM located ?  -Stephen
>>
>>From: "Brandon Rogers" <brogers at terrix.com>
>>Reply-To: Brandon Rogers <brogers at terrix.com>
>>To: "Urq List" <urq at audifans.com>
>>Subject: [urq] 2006 Urq!!!
>>Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2004 11:00:18 -0700
>>
>>Hey Guys-
>>I just read on the Audi Site www.audiusa.com that Quattro Gmbh will, in
>>association with MTM be "remanufacturing" the urquattro.  They will take
> 
> an
> 
>>original quattro in from a customer and refurbish it over a period of 6
>>months for ~US$20,000 with new paint, carpet and upholstery, as well as a
>>leather covered dash with unique Urq plaque where the quattro badge is on
>>later dashes.  The bottom will be re-coated as well.  Upgrades will
> 
> include
> 
>>lighter, more modern suspension components including better, lighter
> 
> brakes,
> 
>>engine management including fuel injection, HID lighting with an all new
>>complete wiring harness with all models getting a modern fusebox.  They
> 
> will
> 
>>take the 20 years of learned turbo technology to upgrade the car with more
>>modern intake plumbing via minor re-arangement of some under-hood systems,
>>including some deleted items, such as injector cooling fan, that will no
>>longer be needed, more modern turbo and a better intercooler with proper
>>ducting.  Customers will have the choice of keeping the locking
> 
> differential
> 
>>or converting to current technology.  Customers can expect some modern
>>touches like one touch up/down windows, and more efficient heat a/c
> 
> systems.
> 
>>  They say the current technolgies will improve power to 285 bhp at 5500
>>rpma and 310 torque at 3300 rpm, while getting mileage of 22/29
> 
> (city/hwy),
> 
>>some of which is attributed to the car weighing 200 lbs less!!  Oh one
> 
> last
> 
>>thing april fools.  Have a great day!
>>
>>Brandon
>>'84 urq (for the most part) and loving it that way
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