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[Bill Bennett]

Well I went to the one near Sherwood paid two coconuts to a one armed 
Hispanic gentleman to get in and sweated my hairy white arse off snipping 
bulb holders from  four audis baking in the sun, man I was dripping sweat, 
after poking around in ten VAG wrecked cars, yes even a 924 sport toilet, 
came out with 4 bulb holders, at check out they saw my score, waved me thru, 
no charge other than the entry fee, damn, I wanna visit Force Five with that 
guy at the door!. Bill