[V8] NAC ...humor

[George Tur]

I know this is completely off topic, but I thought it was interesting. The 
following are supposedly excerpts from various training/instruction manuals, 
and journals used by our armed forces:

*  Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

*  A slipping gear could let your M203 gernade launcher fire
when you least expect it. That could make you quite unpopular in what's left
of your unit.

*  Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.

*  Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate.  The bombs
are guarenteed to always hit the ground.

*  It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area
you just bombed.

*  If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking
into an ambush.

*  If the enemy is within range, so are you.

* Tracers work both ways.

*  And lastly..."If you see a bomb technician running, try to
keep up with him."