[V8] ROGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roger M. Woodbury rmwoodbury at adelphia.net
Fri Mar 30 19:47:26 EDT 2007


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!  Well, it did get my pulses up a bit
anyway.  It is the RIGHT everything.  The right year: what could be better
than a '94, possibly one of the last fifty imported.  This is only the third
'94 that I have EVER seen advertised in the past three years or so.

And there is the mileage.  How about those miles.  Miles add dollars to the
price, don't they.

And the answer is:  (drum roll, please:  the tension builds.  The pretty
girl in the sequined thong and pasties traipses across the floor with The
Envelope):  TA DAAAAAAA!!!!!!

$6850.00

TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

And that gents, is ALL the money.

The car has no history.  Failing ANY history, I think it is justifiable to
question whether the miles are real.  On top of that the photos create a
certain question mark.  Obviously the dash has been apart and the dash cover
removed.  Note how the dash does not fit properly on the left side?  Is it
possible that the car actually has more miles and that (gasp!) the odometer
was changed?  Maybe not, but the dash has been apart.

Yes, yes, there is the radio.  Or more properly, that miniature video game
of a radio stolen from a flooded New Orleans whore house.  Radio:  indeed!
Maybe that is the ONLY reason the dash has been apart.  Maybe.  Could be.

And the owner doesn't know if, at just under 60k claimed, the car has had a
timing belt.  He doesn't KNOW?  He doesn't KNOW?  Huh?  Well, ok.  He
doesn't know.  The car is thirteen years old.  That means that the car needs
its THIRD timing belt right NOW.  Do not drive to, let along pass, Go:  the
car needs a complete timing belt service RIGHT NOW.  

And then there is the really nice thing about digital photographs that are
taken with pretty high resolution.  You can see a lot of stuff.  This car
has been sitting outside for quite a lot of its life, I think.  I KNOW the
finish is pretty good, but look at the trunk valence and admire the
corrosion beginning to show.  Water stains on the pearl paint...

And of course, look very closely at the close-ups of the wheel wells.  Looks
like someone has done a bit of touch up on at least one side.  I wonder if
this jewel might have been bumped just an eensie weensie bit.  I see a faint
line of overspray like some monkey lad got tired with the tape, maybe?
Maybe not.

But the books are apparently in the glove box.

But if this was really, really and truly the real deal, guess what should be
in the armrest of the rear seat.  Oh, yes:  absolutely necessary to hit a
home run.

Otherwise:  Nope. $6850.00 is  ALL the money!

Roger

(And yes, the speculation is correct about the seller.  Maybe he'll have Kia
next). 

-----Original Message-----
From: Ingo Rautenberg [mailto:ingo.rautenberg at gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, March 30, 2007 5:18 PM
To: PRR
Cc: Roger M. Woodbury; v8 at audifans.com; 20valve at audifans.com
Subject: Re: [V8] ROGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I have to say is, "No Comment."

On 3/30/07, PRR <pineridgeremodeling at adelphia.net> wrote:
>
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56K-MILES-NICEST-YOULL-FIND_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6055QQitemZ3000966551
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>
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