[V8] V8 Optionizing

[Ed Kellock]

I think I have Audinosense candles here too.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: v8-bounces at audifans.com 
> [mailto:v8-bounces at audifans.com] On Behalf Of Roger Woodbury
> Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 5:49 AM
> To: 'Jeremy Ward'
> Cc: v8 at audifans.com
> Subject: [V8] V8 Optionizing
> 
> 
> Dr. Roger opens the door to his study.  It is comfortably lit 
> with warm white bulbs.  Candles are burning on the fireplace 
> mantle letting off a slight haze, and there are two large, 
> comfortable easy chairs on either side of the cozy fire.
> 
> "Come in and sit down, Jeremy," Dr. Roger says.  "Make 
> yourself comfortable. Take a few deep breaths to organize 
> your thoughts and then share your Audivacillations.  Sharing 
> Audivacillations is the way to The Cure."
> 
> Jeremy comes in and sits by the fireplace.  "I don't know 
> where to begin exactly, Dr. Roger.  I have a Cyclamen V8 
> which is the love of my life.  But I bruised her nose...YES!  
> I DID IT! I DIDN'T STOP IN TIME AND I BRUISED HER NOSE!"
> 
> Dr. Roger nods, and says, "yes, yes, go on."
> 
> "But Dr. Roger:  I didn't let the Evil Insurance Empire take 
> her.  Oh, they WANTED to: but I fought them off and kept her. 
>  She DESERVES to be saved. She is sooo beautiful!"
> 
> "I understand, Jeremy.  So what is the problem that has 
> brought you here to share today?"
> 
> "Well, I saw this Ragusa V8.  It called to me.  I tried, Dr. 
> Roger, I TRIED to turn away, but the siren song of a 
> Ragusa...have you ever heard the siren song of a 
> Ragusa?....(Dr. Roger shakes his head, "no".)...well, I just 
> couldn't help myself, so I brought HER home with me.  And 
> now, there is another Audi who's song has come upon me.  I am 
> thinking of her, and thinking of bringing her home.  And if I 
> did, then I could fix up Cyclamen's bruised nose and she 
> would be good forever."
> 
> "Yes, yes.  I see.  So a simple nose job makes Cyclamen whole 
> again.  I see. But to do this, probably Ragusa needs not to 
> be there with her song.  I see. But if Cyclamen were whole, 
> the Audi Gods would extend forgiveness for the error or your ways...."
> 
> Jeremy nodded enthusiastically, "yes, yes!"
> 
> "And you would have peace," concluded Dr. Roger.  And then he went on
> slowly:  "So, Jeremy, tell me.  If the Ragusa with 82,000 
> miles went away so you could achieve peace with Cyclamen, 
> what would it take. Now, you told me in the pre-interview 
> that she needed a timing belt, but what would it take if she 
> went away and someone else gave her a timing belt and you and 
> Cyclamen could regain the path to wholeness.  Tell me everything."
> 
> Jeremy took a deep breath.  "Those incense candles are very 
> powerful, Dr. Roger."
> 
> "Oh, they're not insense.  Their Audinosense.  They're very special."
> 
> 
> 
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