[V8] V8 Optionizing

[Curtis]

That was awesome. LOL

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On Feb 18, 2009, at 11:47 AM, "Ed Kellock" <ekellock at gmail.com> wrote:

> I agree.  If I can't read the longer ones right away I save them for  
> later,
> much UNlike many other emails.
>
> Ed
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: v8-bounces at audifans.com
>> [mailto:v8-bounces at audifans.com] On Behalf Of Korn, Bob
>> Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 6:46 AM
>> To: V8 forum
>> Subject: Re: [V8] V8 Optionizing
>>
>>
>> Roger's creative writing talents are one of the things that
>> make this list so unique, well done, as someone mentioned, a
>> well needed smile on my face this morning!
>> Good to see you back on the list Jeremy!
>> Bob
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: v8-bounces at audifans.com
>> [mailto:v8-bounces at audifans.com] On Behalf Of mendezwerks at gmail.com
>> Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:26 AM
>> To: Roger Woodbury; Jeremy Ward
>> Cc: V8 forum
>> Subject: Re: [V8] V8 Optionizing
>>
>> That was the funniest thing I ever read first thing in the
>> morning. ;) Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: "Roger Woodbury" <rmwoodbury at roadrunner.com>
>>
>> Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:48:54
>> To: 'Jeremy Ward'<jward.v8 at gmail.com>
>> Cc: <v8 at audifans.com>
>> Subject: [V8] V8 Optionizing
>>
>>
>> Dr. Roger opens the door to his study.  It is comfortably lit
>> with warm white bulbs.  Candles are burning on the fireplace
>> mantle letting off a slight haze, and there are two large,
>> comfortable easy chairs on either side of the cozy fire.
>>
>> "Come in and sit down, Jeremy," Dr. Roger says.  "Make
>> yourself comfortable. Take a few deep breaths to organize
>> your thoughts and then share your Audivacillations.  Sharing
>> Audivacillations is the way to The Cure."
>>
>> Jeremy comes in and sits by the fireplace.  "I don't know
>> where to begin exactly, Dr. Roger.  I have a Cyclamen V8
>> which is the love of my life. But I bruised her nose...YES!
>> I DID IT! I DIDN'T STOP IN TIME AND I BRUISED HER NOSE!"
>>
>> Dr. Roger nods, and says, "yes, yes, go on."
>>
>> "But Dr. Roger:  I didn't let the Evil Insurance Empire take
>> her.  Oh, they WANTED to: but I fought them off and kept her.
>> She DESERVES to be saved. She is sooo beautiful!"
>>
>> "I understand, Jeremy.  So what is the problem that has
>> brought you here to share today?"
>>
>> "Well, I saw this Ragusa V8.  It called to me.  I tried, Dr.
>> Roger, I TRIED to turn away, but the siren song of a
>> Ragusa...have you ever heard the siren song of a
>> Ragusa?....(Dr. Roger shakes his head, "no".)...well, I just
>> couldn't help myself, so I brought HER home with me.  And
>> now, there is another Audi who's song has come upon me.  I am
>> thinking of her, and thinking of bringing her home.  And if I
>> did, then I could fix up Cyclamen's bruised nose and she
>> would be good forever."
>>
>> "Yes, yes.  I see.  So a simple nose job makes Cyclamen whole
>> again.  I see. But to do this, probably Ragusa needs not to
>> be there with her song.  I see. But if Cyclamen were whole,
>> the Audi Gods would extend forgiveness for the error or your  
>> ways...."
>>
>> Jeremy nodded enthusiastically, "yes, yes!"
>>
>> "And you would have peace," concluded Dr. Roger.  And then he went on
>> slowly:  "So, Jeremy, tell me.  If the Ragusa with 82,000
>> miles went away so you could achieve peace with Cyclamen,
>> what would it take. Now, you told me in the pre-interview
>> that she needed a timing belt, but what would it take if she
>> went away and someone else gave her a timing belt and you and
>> Cyclamen could regain the path to wholeness.  Tell me everything."
>>
>> Jeremy took a deep breath.  "Those incense candles are very
>> powerful, Dr. Roger."
>>
>> "Oh, they're not insense.  Their Audinosense.  They're very special."
>>
>>
>>
>>
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