[V8] NAC...but you might laugh

[Tony and Lillie]

Thanks Roger, I got a laugh!

Tony
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Roger M. Woodbury" <rmwoodbury at fairpoint.net>
To: <V8 at audifans.com>
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:18 AM
Subject: [V8] NAC...but you might laugh


> Folks, I very rarely mass forward anything I receive.  I enjoy writing my 
> own junk mail to do that.  This morning I received this little piece and 
> it made me laugh.  I’m forwarding this one to some of my Internet friends 
> because there is nothing wrong with starting a week by laughing...no 
> matter if the bottom line might be serious.
>
>  Over five thousand years ago,
>  Moses said to the children of Israel ,
>  "Pick up your
>  shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised 
> Land."
>
>  Nearly 75 years ago, (when
>  Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
>  "Lay
>  down your
>  shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised 
> Land."
>
>  Today, Congress has stolen
>  your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged 
> the Promised Land!
>
>  I was so depressed last night
>  thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, 
> savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc....I called a Suicide 
> Hotline.
>
>  I had to press 1 for
>  English.
>
>  I was connected to a call
>  center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and 
> asked if I could drive a truck......
>
>  Folks, we're
>  screwed
>
>
>
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