[V8] Big news from Fiat

[Curtis Helton]

Lol...same here!!!!
On Jul 16, 2012 8:13 PM, <pashamad at aol.com> wrote:

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> Always have fun reading your posts, RMW! ;-)
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> Pasha
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Roger M. Woodbury <rmwoodbury at fairpoint.net>
> To: V8 <V8 at audifans.com>
> Sent: Mon, Jul 16, 2012 4:17 pm
> Subject: [V8] Big news from Fiat
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> My friend the European automobile journalist and spy has written to me to
> rrange our annual lobster and liebraumilch debauch.  One item he mentioned
> that
> s currently getting all the Euro press buzz is that next year Fiat, in the
> uropean version of their 500L will be introducing the world’s first
> utomobile-installed espresso machine.
> He said when he gets here, if I ply him with enough schnapps and
> liebfraumilch,
> e will tell me all about Volkswagen’s plans.  According to him, in order
> to not
> e outdone by Fiat, VW will install a strudel maker in all models.  He said
> the
> trudel maker will be environmentally friendly drawing power from a solar
> panel
> rray integral to the standard equipment sunroof and will be installed in
> the
> lace formerly occupied by the traditional glove box.
> Additionally, VW is working hard to perfect their unique
> bratwurst/knockwurst
> ooker.  The plan is to make this system available as a no-cost option for
> the
> mall diesel models. The special cooker will be mounted in the large space
> ormally occupied for the onboard map display and gps system that would be
> eleted.  VW is supposedly very excited about this system, because not only
> are
> he wursts cooked to perfect temperature, the fat that is a byproduct of the
> ooking process is routed into the fuel supply enabling the smaller diesel
> VWs
> o achieve an estimated EPA mileage rating of 93 mpgs highway, and 73 mpgs
> city.
> his will make the small diesel VW models not only the best fuel economizing
> ehicles being produced, it also means that the interiors of the VW’s will
> be
> he best smelling interiors of all small vehicles, especially when compared
> with
> ertain Korean vehicles that smell so much like kimchee.
> When pressed he did admit that he has heard rumors that Passat and Phaeton
> odels for European delivery will include a schnapps dispenser but for rear
> seat
> assengers only.
>
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