[V8] NAC...but you might laugh

[Roger M. Woodbury]

Folks, I very rarely mass forward anything I receive.  I enjoy writing my own junk mail to do that.  This morning I received this little piece and it made me laugh.  I’m forwarding this one to some of my Internet friends because there is nothing wrong with starting a week by laughing...no matter if the bottom line might be serious.

  Over five thousand years ago,
  Moses said to the children of Israel ,
  "Pick up your
  shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

  Nearly 75 years ago, (when
  Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
  "Lay
  down your
  shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

  Today, Congress has stolen
  your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

  I was so depressed last night
  thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc....I called a Suicide Hotline.

  I had to press 1 for
  English.

  I was connected to a call
  center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

  Folks, we're
  screwed