[V8] Audi FTS

[Roger M. Woodbury]

Great idea!  I’ve been on this list for a long time and I am sure I am qualified.

I know the one fundamental rule for all new(er) Audi repair techniques.  I could tell whomever needed the tech’s response:  “Oh, that’s pretty easy, actually.  You just begin by pulling the engine.”

I told my wife about this great opportunity. She was VERY enthusiastic when I told her it could pay up to ninety grand.  

Then I told her the territory was northern New Jersey.

She said it doesn’t pay enough and made me go stand in the back corner of the barn.

Roger