[V8] Start Humming "Mother's Little Helper" by The Stones, then Click

[bkrussow at comcast.net]

What a drag it is getting old
Cars are different today, I hear every V8’er say
V8’er needs something today to calm him down
And tough his trans is not over filled 
It’s best to check it or the V8 will be still
He goes running for the shelter of the Forum and its helpers
And they help him on his way, gets him through a break down day

Cars are different today, I hear every V8’er say
Fixing hydraulic leaks on the V8 is just a drag
So he buys some ATF and destroys his steering rack
And goes running for the shelter of the Forum and its helpers
And a parts car helps him on his way, gets him through a break down day
Force Five please, some more of these
Outside the door, he bought four more
What a drag it is getting old

Forums just aren't the same today, I hear every V8’er say
They just don't appreciate that your V8 is tired
V8’s are so hard to satisfy, they can tranquilize your mind
So you go running for the shelter of another Forum’s helpers
And they help you with your lights, help to minimize your plight
SJM please, some more relays 
Outside the door, he bought four more
What a drag it is getting old

Life's just much too hard today, I hear every V8’er say
The pursuit of a real 5 speed just seems a bore
And if you buy any more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of the Forum’s little helpers
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

V8 Bob