[Vwdiesel] Teacher Arrested
paulr
reichp at earthlink.net
Thu Sep 9 00:48:41 EDT 2004
Hehehehehe.... I can relate to that....
Doyt W. Echelberger wrote:
> I was a teacher before I retired, so this was interesting to me. It
> doesn't belong on a diesel email list, so delete it immediately. It is
> reported to be a news story in Phoenix newspaper:
>
> At Phoenix Sky Harbor airport today, an individual later discovered to
> be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
> in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
> calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John
> Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra
> movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math
> instruction. Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire
> average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
> tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like
> 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have
> determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval
> with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
> used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."
> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
> given us more fingers and toes."
>
> Mid-week smile?
>
> Middle-weak smile?
>
> Doyt Echelberger
>
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