[Vwdiesel] Hillbilly TUNING 101 . ---( always 101 )

[H . Hagar.]

----- Original Message -----
From: "H . Hagar." <h_hagar at prcn.org>
To: <vwdiesel at vwfans.com>
Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 8:17 AM
Subject: Hillbilly TUNING 101 . ---( always 101 )


> Hagar found it impossible not to spring this crude joke on NEWBIES..
>
> This messy place IS to be found on Highway 101 .---take that.--Now you know ,  I like
> JOKING and JOKES , even if I am at the receiving end.
>
> Making a VW Diesel really sing and last and last --mile after mile on a minuscule amount
> of fuel ? -----------------what does it take ? --  Wizardry  -  pure and
complicated.---I
> did it and just maybe you can do too. ---so ? --WHY not try ?.--------you need some
> MOTIVATION ?  --OK go the local  filling station  and stare at the price --for about an
> hour. --IF that does not do it ?  ---go to a different forum.
>
> Why Fuel 101 ?  and so on --got it ?---GOOD.
>
> How do you think those great big 20 cylinder German aircraft engines got to SING
  --they
> were TIMED ?  ----hell NO they were TUNED.---I think they were BEEMERS.
>
> How does a Chinese cook make such fantastic food ?  ---TUNING ---OK  call it TASTING.
> How does a German brewmaster brew ?   Tasting --by the way Octoberfest is in full
> swing---all of Munchen is on one big drunk. --and Hagar is NOT there --- I should
> be --yesterday the doctor that took me off beer years
>  ago  ---gave me the thumbs up to drink beer again.---WOW.---Doctor Hoffert...
> So if in the future you see a Chinese Food 101 ---do not be too hard on me.---PLEASE.
>
> Hagar.
>
> PS :  my best Chinese meal ?  --in Albuquerque(New Mexico) in the biggest crummiest
> looking establishment--I had lots of Chinese food in Chinatown Vancouver BC ---and I
> discovered the secret was to follow a chinaman ---and if you see a lot of people eating
> with sticks ? --that is THE place to eat.
>