[Vwdiesel] Drive by lipo attack

[hwy9fergs at comcast.net]

Yeah, I remember this, it started back in the Hagar era, when someone posted about a german guy using cats to make diesel, my wife had wrecked the car, one thing led to another, and  

In a message dated 9/17/2005 10:09:21 AM Pacific Daylight Time, 
vwdiesel-request at vwfans.com writes: 
> 
> >My wife Colleen calls stupid people "dough 
> >heads"
> 
> I was gonna ask you what line of work you were in 'cause I could use a bit 
> more dough!  Shucks I thought it was a nickname describing your financial 
> situation, either that or your waisteline "Doughboy Ferg".
> 
> Andrew Moneybags
> 
Wow, I wish it was alot o dough (as in money).  Kinda broke right now 
actually, and out a car.  Gotta put "pull engine and trans" and "salvage misc parts" 
on or near the top of the priority list now.  Not the best situation right 
now, but at least I'm not fat. If I was, on top of everything else I'd have to 
start worrying about "drive by" lipo attacks.  Later on, Doug Ferg

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Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 19:51:25 +0100
From: "Mark Shepherd" <mark at shepher.fsnet.co.uk>
Subject: [Vwdiesel]  Moneybags: News flash
To: <vwdiesel at vwfans.com>
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"but at least I'm not fat. If I was, on top of everything else I'd have to
start worrying about "drive by" lipo attacks.  Later on, Doug Ferg
This is a news flash...
Man found lying in gutter;
Cause of death unknown.
Strange holes around waist and his skin seems too big for body!
No other clues except small boy saw an old Rabbit driving away and said "It
was belching  black smoke out the back and an erie smell of french fries in
the air"

Police discounted witness as a typical crack-taking juvenile of the area.
They asked if the rabbits name was  Harvey???   ( ;^D)

Yarn spinning Miser