Candy store advert

["Barton P. Chambers" <bchambers@atlantic.nos.noaa.gov>]

Greetings and Hallucinations, fellow q-heads,

The question was raised about a car candy store wanting to put regular
ads on the list, and Bob Houk made a good suggestion that the interested
owner join and answer specific posts in private (OK Bob, that's as close
to what you said as my two remaining synapses can come without rupturing
themselves.  Or *with*, for that matter...)

Anyhoo, my suggestion (everyone, holding their breath in suspenseful
anticipation, gratefully resumes breathing) is that the guy join and
contribute.  Let him put what ever self-descriptive poop he wants in his
signature.  There's no reason the sig can't vary from message to message,
and if he's been dealing with Audis for long enough to make an honest
living at it, he probably has something useful to contribute.

No free rides though, TANSTAAFL!  (there ain't no such thing as a free
lunch. Yes, I know *you* knew that; but that *other* guy didn't...)

So, whadda say?  ( Oh Yeah?  Mercy!  Does your mother know you use that
kind of language...?)

Cheers, <vbg>

Bart,
Frau, Dora
'77 Feline Varmint, Felix, Gray
'86 Carrera Cabriolet, Indischrot
'87 Syncro (Stealth Quattro) Alpenweiss
(and golly, I haven't even *started* to tell you about my previous cars...)