Start your Engines..

["Bob D'Amato" <Bob.Damato@snetlink.com>]

Saw this in a magazine.. I think we can relate to this.. Sorry its off 
topic though...

The following describes what driving to the store would be like if 
operating systems ran your car:

MSDOS- You get in the car and you try to remember where  you put the keys

Windows- YOu get in the car and drive to the store very slowly, because 
attached to the back of the car is a freight train.

Mac System 7- You get in the car to go to the  store and the car drives 
you to church

UNIX- You get in the car and type "grep store". After reaching speeds of 
200 miles per hour en route, you arrive at the barber shop.

Windows NT- You get in the car and write a letter that says "go to the 
sstore" then you get out of the car and mail the letter to your dashboard

OS/2- After fueling up with 6000 gallons of gas you get in the car and 
drive to the store with a motorcycle escort and a marching bandd in 
procession. Halfway there, the car blows up killing everybody in town.

AS/400- An attendant locks you into the car and then drivves you to the 
store where you get to watch everyone else buy filet mignon

Bob


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