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Re: Keeping them out
On Thu, 12 Oct 1995, Michael Spiers wrote:
> Yes yes, but just remember that not only do you have to perform the ritualistic
> donation to the Audi gods, you also have to perform the ritualistic ceremony of
> operating on your beauty. I've found a 50-50 combination of time versus money
> for the parts is far and away the best way to keep the demons at bay! Besides,
> what better way of finding out what the attraction is between dogs and
> anti-freeze? (it's quite tasty in small quantities :-)
>
Ive found that time and money are inversely proportional on the audi. If
you spend a lot of money, not a lot of time is needed, but if you dont
spend a lot of $$, you need to spend lots of time. I didnt figure in the
blood/cuts/bruises factor yet though. Still working on it.
Eventually I would like to think we can get a formula down to determine
precisely when and where our audis will break down, and HOW MUCH it will
cost us! Ill keep you posted
Bob
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