Re: Joe-Bob Goez Racin'

[charlie@elektro.cmhnet.org (Charlie Smith)]

Earlier, AUDIDUDI@delphi.com wrote:
> 
> Well, since it's only 14-some miles from the start to finish of Pike's Peak,
> I figure the shoe polish numbers will last just fine ... and with the money 
> I save, I can buy some of those resistor-type thingies over at Earl's Radio
> & TV Shak and get him to modify my car's computer for more power.  I have a
> cousin, Bob-Bob, who swears that's all it takes ('course he hasn't been the
> same since that Beddor fellow reneged on a deal to sell him a Quattro Sport
> from his collection for $5500.  I can't imagine spending that much on a car
> ... heck, you can buy a couple of school buses for that kind of money!).
> 
> Come on ... you must think I'm some kind of hick from the sticks: Yes, I've
> already added Slick 50, Restore, Marvel Mystery Oil and STP to my oil (only
> room for one quart because of all the other stuff) and some Tom Collins mix
> to my windshield bottle.  Or have I got that backwards?  

Don't fergit the 'coon tail on the radio antenna fer that extra 5 MPH
on da top end.  You do understand how that works, don'tcha?

Thc 'coon tail whips back and forth on the end of the radio antenna,
and blends the turbulent air back together behind the antenna.
Almost completely eliminates drag from the antenna!

In our next edition of "Pep up yer old car", we will cover the
benefits of adding Buick port holes in the front fender, and if space
permits we will discuss technical aspects of adding a 12" chrome
horse on da front of da hood.
 
    Bob Smith



Bob Smith   charlie@elektro.cmhnet.org  614-471-1418  
Columbus, Ohio USA


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