SOLUTION: subscribe/unsubscribe/testing etc etc etc:

[Eliot Lim <eliot@u.washington.edu>]

found the following in one of the newsgroups.. pretty amusing.
what say we start using these?

eliot

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 *Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**
 
 Dear:
  [  ] Clueless Newbie           [  ] Lamer		[  ] AOLer
  [  ] "Me too" er		 [  ] Pervert		[  ] Geek
  [  ] Spammer		         [  ] Nerd		[  ] Elvis
  [  ] Fed			 [  ] Freak		[  ] Scientologist
  [  ] Scammer		         [  ] Dumbass	        [  ] Pre-teen
 
 You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [  ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [  ] You posted a message to the list asking to be unsubscribed
  [  ] You posted a message to the list asking to be subscribed
  [  ] You posted something asking for warez sites
  [  ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [  ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [  ] You started an off-topic thread
  [  ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [  ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
  [  ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
  [  ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
  [  ] You said "me too" to something
  [  ] You suck
  [  ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [  ] You posted a lame-sex ad
  [  ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
  [  ] I think you might be a fed
  [  ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
  [  ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
       worthless that you are being flamed anyway
 
 To Repent, You Must:
 
  [  ] Stop masturbating for a week
  [  ] Give up your AOL account
  [  ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [  ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
  [  ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [  ] Actually post something relevant
  [  ] Read the FAQ
  [  ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
 
 
 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
 
  [  ] Blow me
  [  ] Get a life
  [  ] Never post again
  [  ] Age 10 more years before you post again
  [  ] I pity your dog
  [  ] Go to hell
  [  ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [  ] Take your shit somewhere else
  [  ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
  [  ] Learn to post or fuck off
  [  ] All of the above
 
 end flame