Re: Help! Turkey problems

[savidesn@audvid.win.net (Darin Nederhoff)]

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 Later this afternoon 
>two neighbors stopped by to tell me that they had to chase 
>away a turkey from my car.
>
>Ok, if you've fallen off your seat from laughing, get back 
>on...
>
>I'm afraid that the peckings could end up as dings.  They 
>haven't done any damage yet.  I am looking at the following 
>options...
>1.  Rent a garage - I am on a waiting list (right now, I just 
>    have a covered parking slot)
>2.  Buy a car cover - I've used Evolution4 on my Spider and 
>    I like it, but my local auto store claims that its 
>    supplier does not yet have the A4 pattern.
>3.  Perhaps I should get one of those annoying, oversensitive
>    car alarms that I hate.
>4.  A scarecrow 
>5.  A shotgun
>
>Any suggestions?  Any sprays I could use?


Ummm... try setting a few boxes of Stove Top Stuffing around the
car!!  ;)  hahahaha!    ARRRRGH... sorry, I could resist that
one!  I'd try a car cover (car alarms are too annoying).  OR,
perhaps you should let your car get dirty... you know, if it
weren't so clean, then the turkeys couldn't see their
reflections!  TA DA!!  ;)  Something to ponder.  ;)


Darin

Savidesn@audvid.win.net

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